My name is Michael Plump. I live in San Francisco mostly, but also in Portland, kinda. I have an email address. It’s plumpy@skylab.org. I think it’s a pretty good email address, all things considered.

Last week I went to the Oregon Zoo and saw a baby elephant, which was cute. The next day I went to a shooting range and shot a gun, which was scary. But probably not last week from right now because I probably wrote this a long time ago. You’ll never know.